Things (University) Administrators Say
If you could just fill in this form.
It has been on the website for ages.
It works with IE6 on a PC, try that.
I know that giving you 5 days to complete it is not reasonable, but if I set a reasonable deadline you would not return it at all.
If they are so clever why can't they just ...
You need to get your Head of Department to sign that.
You did what?
I am really not sure that is covered by the policy.
The person dealing with that is away at the moment.
I do not know how many times I have to say this: we do not provide it because there is no demand.