Staying Calm ...

in 2022

• The drivers of buses on the Holloway Road are not trying to kill me

• This tie looks better with coffee stains.

• Yes, I wish to install that upgrade now, I have nothing better to do.

• I accept your cookies. I want to set up an account and receive your emails.

• Of course, my device required for two-factor authentication is readily to hand.

• I am pleased to have this opportunity to discuss epidemiology with you.

• Thank you Academia.edu, I am delighted that "Someone saw" that paper I wrote 20 years ago.

• No problem, please schedule 4 hours of back-to-back Zoom meetings.

• I can see exactly why you tweeted that.

• It is perfectly reasonable for students wishing to address an appeal to the President of their University to open with 'Hi!'.

• That request from the OfS / HESA / DfE is straightforward and will not require excessive work to implement. I can see why it will be helpful.