10 Things
... I Should Do Tomorrow
Claim expenses for the crumpled and undated receipts at the bottom of my bag.
Answer the three emails that have been in my inbox since the world was young.
Return that review.
Cancel the automatic renewal for all those applications and services I never use.
Go out to lunch with my students.
Clean my coffee cup.
Work out how to adjust my swivel chair.
Check my backups can actually be retrieved.
Say 'thank you' to the admin staff who stop my work slowly sliding into chaos.
Go home on time.
... I Will Do Tomorrow
Forget my security pass on each occasion I leave the office.
Try and clean my computer screen and leave smeary marks all over it.
Agree to join an interesting committee whose meetings I do not have time to attend.
Spill coffee on my tie by attempting to gesticulate whilst drinking it.
Draft (and sometimes even send) an ill-advised email with words in capital letters and multiple exclamation marks.
Print a lengthy document as a substitute for reading it.
Not leave enough time to get to the meeting on the other side of campus.
Start a loud conversation in the open-plan work area.
Leave my mobile phone at the bottom of my backpack.
Start a lengthy system software installation and upgrade 5 minutes before I am due to go home.